Eggplant: LeBron Traded to Knicks

Bobby Tuzzio Chief Eggplant Editor     Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: LeBron James is coming to the New York Knicks. Yes, you heard it here first. The NBA veteran is leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers to join the New York Knickerbockers. LeBron, who has had one of the most prolific careers in the history of the Association, comes to New York with the hopes of winning an NBA title. Keep in mind, the Knicks have not won an NBA championship since 1973. Yes, they were close in 1994 and 1999, but ultimately they came up short.   In recent years, the Knicks … Continue reading Eggplant: LeBron Traded to Knicks

Sadism Magazine Names Holy Cross Best Campus for Biking

Lance Armstrong Sheryl Crow’s Ex Sadism Magazine has named Holy Cross the most bikeable school in the country, beating out schools such as Indiana University Purdue University Indianapolis, University of Alaska-Fairbanks, and University of Phoenix for the title. “We’re very honored to be named the most bikeable college in America,” said President Boroughs. “We really feel that it can help us gain more interest from students across the country—as long as we don’t mention the name of the publication that gave us this award of course.” Sadism Magazine judged schools on a complex criteria that accounted for many factors that … Continue reading Sadism Magazine Names Holy Cross Best Campus for Biking