Eggplant: SGA Co-Presidents Held Hostage

Holin Corrigan Literal Human Garbage   An Eggplant special investigation has revealed that the SGA co-presidents Donnie Stephens and Maggie Scanlon are being held hostage by nefarious forces and their weekly update videos are in fact desperate pleas for help. While the identity of hostage takers are still unknown, upon close inspection of the videos, it’s clear that Holy Cross’ leaders of the student body are in very dire straits.   The Eggplant’s dedicated team of code-breakers have discerned that in the videos, Stephens and Scanlon have been communicating messages of distress via blinking in Morse code. An analysis of Stephens’ blinks … Continue reading Eggplant: SGA Co-Presidents Held Hostage

Crusader of the Week: Austin Miller ’18

Crusader of the Week: Austin Miller ‘18 Alexandra Smith, Chief Culture Editor   Hometown: Cranston, Rhode Island Major: Political Science Best Dorm: Clark Favorite Holy Cross Class: Discerning God and Discovering Self with Professor Vodoklys Least Favorite Holy Cross Class: Social Ethics with Karen Guth Number of All-Nighters Last Semester: 3? Favorite Spot on Campus: Lunch in the hoval with Lou, Reilly and Tucker Favorite Color: Red Favorite Ice Cream: Any variation of chocolate Favorite Movie: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off or Catch Me If You Can Favorite Song/Artist: Song – Glamorama,  Artist- The Killers Favorite T.V. Shows: Thrones, True Detective, … Continue reading Crusader of the Week: Austin Miller ’18