Bobby Tuzzio Chief Eggplant Editor Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: LeBron James is coming to the New York Knicks. Yes, you heard it here first. The NBA veteran is leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers to join the New York Knickerbockers. LeBron, who has had one of the most prolific careers in the history of the Association, comes to New York with the hopes of winning an NBA title. Keep in mind, the Knicks have not won an NBA championship since 1973. Yes, they were close in 1994 and 1999, but ultimately they came up short. In recent years, the Knicks … Continue reading Eggplant: LeBron Traded to Knicks
Lance Armstrong Sheryl Crow’s Ex Sadism Magazine has named Holy Cross the most bikeable school in the country, beating out schools such as Indiana University Purdue University Indianapolis, University of Alaska-Fairbanks, and University of Phoenix for the title. “We’re very honored to be named the most bikeable college in America,” said President Boroughs. “We really feel that it can help us gain more interest from students across the country—as long as we don’t mention the name of the publication that gave us this award of course.” Sadism Magazine judged schools on a complex criteria that accounted for many factors that … Continue reading Sadism Magazine Names Holy Cross Best Campus for Biking
Bobby Tuzzio Chief Eggplant Editor Following years of being a part of the Adidas family, Holy Cross athletic director Nate Pine announced on Tuesday that the … Continue reading Eggplant: Holy Cross Signs to Big Baller Brand
Max Chisholm BIG Ideas Guy The Holy Cross community has come together again in yet another groundbreaking display of progress. This evening, the Committee on Crusader … Continue reading An Eggplant Special Update on the Crusader Mascot and Moniker
Rev. Philip L. Boroughs, S.J. His Eminence All I asked y’all to do was READ, damnit. Instead, you defy me- by drinking to the point of … Continue reading Eggplant: Boroughs: Why I’m Nuking Caro Street
Greg Hausler Eggplant Co-Editor/Athlete As of November 8, 2017 the Boston Celtics are in the midst of a 9 game win streak and the team is truly clicking at all levels. One name has stood out during the win streak, 19 year old rookie Jayson Tatum. His stoic performances and ability to look dominate in an NBA game at this young age have spurred me to look at myself, also 19, in a different light. Now the question I ask this: Who is the more impressive 19 year old, Jayson Tatum of the Boston Celtics or Greg Hausler “second … Continue reading Tatum vs Hausler: Who’s the More Impressive 19 Year Old
Ty Webb Bushwood Club Champion Yes, it’s the first weekend of November: the time of the year where everyone dresses up in clothes they would probably never wear out any other time of the year. You’re probably wondering: Isn’t that Halloween? Well, yes, but also the next weekend after Halloween dress-up, but this time in clothes from brands ranging from Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, Johnnie-O, Lacoste (is that even still around?), or even Ralph Lauren. Last weekend, the Catalina Wine Mixer returned to Holy Cross. By the looks of everyone’s outfits, I felt like I was at church on Easter … Continue reading Eggplant: The Best Catalina Wine Mixer Since 2008?